New Emo Fashion Trend: Cassette Necklaces

The other day down the street I saw a girl with a cassette round her neck and I was surprised what kind of fashion this could be? I did some googling and discovered that the lame fashion is widespread among emos:

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And there are extremists even among emos!

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Can you think of anything else to wear as a necklace?!

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83 comments ↓

#1 Amomynous on 09.04.08 at 11:12 am

A Tampax?

#2 Anon on 09.04.08 at 11:16 am

Yes, I can, Emo intestines.

#3 jakop on 09.04.08 at 11:20 am

jesus fucking christ…

#4 mozey on 09.04.08 at 11:57 am

a sign that says “this is the only way i can draw attention to myself”

#5 montreal bachelor on 09.04.08 at 12:13 pm

What about a necklace of ears. At 26 i have never felt so old….

#6 Comedy Blog on 09.04.08 at 12:28 pm

A double jelly dong.

You may laugh at that but it’s definately cooler than these pictures.

#7 Paul on 09.04.08 at 12:43 pm

yeaaaaaaaaah boi!!!

#8 vince on 09.04.08 at 2:14 pm

your mom?

#9 Lisa on 09.04.08 at 2:17 pm

…honestly. You’ve dated yourself completely by even using the term ‘emo’. These kids are scene, deathcore, metal, and the like.. don’t confuse genres please. And regardless of whatever you might think, these types of accessories can be VERY cool today. The ’90s are over, so get real. Also, I find it insulting to my intelligence that you’ve chosen the very worst images to depict this fad so that I might be tricked into thinking that it’s lame. Letting someone tell you what isn’t cool is just as stupid as letting people tell you was IS cool. Think for yourself people..

#10 a pain in the back on 09.04.08 at 2:18 pm

wear a toilet roll with just 1 piece of paper left, that will be enough to infuriate anyone!

#11 Sibren on 09.04.08 at 2:23 pm

It’s too bad they don’t have any testicles anymore.

Otherwise they could’ve wore those around their neck.
Poor parents..

#12 Justin on 09.04.08 at 2:25 pm

I think the the shrunken head of an emo, placed on a pike would be a great necklace. Or maybe just a shift knob for my truck, that’d work too.

#13 Phronesis on 09.04.08 at 2:30 pm

So Groo the Wanderer was on the cutting edge of emo stylings?

#14 Jess Woods on 09.04.08 at 2:34 pm

I absolutely adore Emo Chicks! They are just soo cute!

Jess
http://www.anonymize.kr.tc

#15 Hayden on 09.04.08 at 2:50 pm

Make yourself a ‘noose necklace’, do us all a favour.

#16 My Life In a Cube on 09.04.08 at 2:56 pm

5 1/2 inch floppy disk and toss in a slap bracelet for good luck.

#17 Renzuc on 09.04.08 at 2:59 pm

Lisa is either the most epic troll of all time, or

LMFAO

As if there are people who actually take being a sheep this seriously.

#18 Anon on 09.04.08 at 3:24 pm

Lisa:

2 choices:

A: Tits
B: Get back to the kitchen where you’re useful.

#19 Lisa on 09.04.08 at 3:48 pm

…what does that even mean? :/ i do have tits, but i have to admit im pretty useless in kitchen..

@renzuc. lol! :P im not a troll, this just pissed me off when i saw it because it really is dumb.

#20 Lisaa on 09.04.08 at 4:15 pm

Lisa, for someone telling people to “think for themselves” you seem to know a lot about genres.

#21 heee on 09.04.08 at 5:12 pm

Lisa, I think they mean “tits or GTFO”, probably a 4chan user there

#22 Noah on 09.04.08 at 5:53 pm

Hahahah i can’t believe you’re serious Lisa. Emo’s are just so ****in lame, no matter what you call them. Scene..uhh..well i can’t remember any of them but they’re all pretty much at the same level of stupidity. “Oh Meh GAWWWD mah life is soooooo horrible. I live in the suburbs with a parent(s) who take care of me but they TOTALLY don’t understand me. They were NEVER a teenager >=O WHAT DO THEY KNOW!?!?! EFF THIS, Ima go blog about how empty life is and then put eyeliner on because it makes me look Oh So dramatic =[ my life suxorz”

#23 Yo on 09.04.08 at 11:23 pm

I happen to think it’s awesome.

Cassette tapes are symbolic of an earlier day and age.

#24 Matt on 09.04.08 at 11:38 pm

“These kids are scene, deathcore, metal, and the like.. don’t confuse genres please. ”

Uhm..

Could you do the same?

Please? :(

#25 duh on 09.05.08 at 2:28 am

what other stupid ways can we revive the 80s?

#26 Avery on 09.05.08 at 8:01 am

Lisa is: Top photo-girl in blue t-shirt (Looks like what a rave vomited)

#27 Andrechi on 09.05.08 at 9:13 am

Jesus Christ!!!HAHA… I can’t concieve such an atrocious thing…. how about an NES Cardtrige? haha

#28 DoktorJ on 09.05.08 at 11:23 am

Lisa:

I hate to tell you this, but the 80’s are over, too.

#29 Robs on 09.05.08 at 12:37 pm

Recklessly unsafe uranium???!??!??

#30 Chimpy on 09.06.08 at 3:32 am

lisa u think thats metal then u have no idea. THATS NOT FUCKING METAL!
so its you that should not get confused

also you are a troll

#31 Roflcopter on 09.06.08 at 8:02 am

I wonder if I strung out my old Baldur’s Gate CD’s on a necklace and lamented the move away from D&D v2 2D RPGS, would that be cool? Raging Emo/Scene Nerds are the in thing, right?

or I could just say:

WTF!

Seriously, WTF!

#32 jmfb on 09.06.08 at 12:51 pm

wow…. retarted

this is the future of our country people

#33 Justin on 09.06.08 at 2:44 pm

This shit is sicnasty.

I’m going to find me a Bowie tape and rock out with my cock out.

#34 fulgora77 on 09.07.08 at 9:23 am

These kids would get the living crap beat out of them at any metal show I’ve ever been to. Now show us your tits Lisa.

#35 src on 09.07.08 at 10:02 am

hahahahaha I lol’d XD
your comments are even more funnier than those pics.

#36 Effin Metal Skeptic on 09.07.08 at 2:31 pm

Absolutely idiotic, it’s like wearing a gold medal from the Douche Olympics.

(And no, these are not metalheads, nor could these mallcore chumps claim to be if they wanted to keep their skulls in one piece.)

#37 Meddy on 09.07.08 at 6:17 pm

First to our beloved Lisa: common show tits and we can forget EMO discussion forever :)

Second to necklaces: what about used tyre? I think it is perfect supply to EMO outfit.

#38 anf on 09.08.08 at 9:12 am

a toleit duck neckless :P

#39 Dude on 09.08.08 at 9:41 am

Lisa is right partly, not all of these are Emo there are a fair few scene kids in there too so up yours guys xP xD

#40 jeff on 09.08.08 at 9:57 am

matt at 24 thank you, lisa by saying these kids are scene, deathcore, and metal you are totally wrong… on the metal part that is. i could see scenesters and deathcore kids doing this but def not metalheads. get your shit straight, kthx ;)

#41 Cyclonus on 09.08.08 at 10:22 am

Why not hang a shampoo bottle around their necks. Cause it looks like they could use some. Or hang a floopy disk around their neck.

#42 JuanS on 09.08.08 at 10:40 am

hahahaha!

#43 BPO on 09.08.08 at 10:46 am

LOL

wear an NES controller as a necklace!

#44 ben on 09.08.08 at 11:05 am

most of these are scene not emo

#45 Al on 09.08.08 at 12:14 pm

I actually agree with Lisa. These kids are most definitely of the “scene” demographic. Most people just have a bias towards emos and would like to attach that label to anything they find ridiculous. Please, do some research.

#46 Buster Hymen on 09.08.08 at 12:15 pm

so shopped…

#47 Milo Balls on 09.08.08 at 12:16 pm

yeah the shadows are all off…

#48 FAIL on 09.08.08 at 1:46 pm

you can definitely see the pixels…

#49 Jordan on 09.08.08 at 2:14 pm

I only saw 1 emo up there, maybe 2.

And I don’t think it’s just “Emo’s” or “Scene Kids”, it’s probably something American, cos I have never in my life seen anyone in the UK wear something like that :| And I hang around with a fair few “emo’s”.

#50 Ally on 09.08.08 at 2:32 pm

……………
Emos are posers.

#51 woah on 09.08.08 at 2:32 pm

calm down people, a little tolerance is always nice.
im more sick of the frikken baggy pants, bling-wearing, retarded lingo-using ganstas around these days. i mean seriously? “i was in da cluuuub sippin on buuuuub with a phat ass rubbin on mah duuuub.” go die hahha

#52 BELINDA on 09.08.08 at 2:40 pm

lisa, don’t confuse yourself by thinking EMO iz anything closely related to death metal or hardcore. you MUST be jokeing. and wearing a cassette around your neck IS lame. and AL, do some research yourself. these dumbasses have labeled themselves cuz they think shit like this is cool. their proud to be this way. my daughter thought it was cool, too, till she cut herself to deep.

#53 Katie on 09.08.08 at 2:58 pm

Does anyone else think it is a little ironic that none of these kids have ever owned a cassette other than as a necklace?

#54 The Blue Panda on 09.08.08 at 3:06 pm

I think they should try for a book…

#55 Tony J on 09.08.08 at 3:11 pm

these kids are just begging for attention is what it really comes down to. it’s all just a competition who can look the most trendy, get away with the most ridiculous style while still looking sinister. they’re not trying to express themselves in any way, they’re just trying to be the most popular unpopular kid.

#56 me on 09.08.08 at 3:33 pm

emos are so lame if they are desperate for attention why don’t they try to do stupid stunts that is a better way to get attention

#57 anon on 09.08.08 at 3:55 pm

Pff, im always wondering how old those people are and when they are gonna grow up. Its no culture… its a sign of inmaturity

#58 ... on 09.08.08 at 5:51 pm

what the fuck is this, rhis is fucking ridiculous, its humiliating to look at, and that may not be emo but is retarded cause who hangs a cassete on the neck: retards with nothing else to do in life. this is so retarded a dildo would look better than that

#59 spork lover on 09.08.08 at 6:11 pm

I just spent more time reading comments than looking at the photos, I had to scroll back up to get a bigger laugh from them =D
I love all you people, you take up the time of day i didn’t even realize i had! and that is not a bad thing and there is no sarcasm!
In my belief i think “scene” was just made up by an emo fruitcake who wanted to try and be more different than the emo generalization. I also think they failed miserably considering the amount of people who cannot tell the difference, like myself, I (unfortunately) am in this generation of emoness *is sick on keyboard* to my great pleasure i am far from one, in fact my last cassette I had started with some ac/dc.
I do have an even greater idea! lets categorize people even more so by having just “Twat” or “Non-twat” 2 new stereotypes that are made up of your own personal opinion, works for me =D
Also quite interested in how many people will bother to read this haha
much love =D

#60 btp2u on 09.08.08 at 6:25 pm

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa…. you are about as cute as a puppy…. with two peters. It is so unfortunate that we can’t air drop you in Russia, China India or just about any foreign land. You would beg to have a normal American life again. It certainly would be a good primer for the day your generation is in power. You are so preoccupied with making a personal social statement that you won’t see the train before it hits your sorry ass.

#61 Russell on 09.08.08 at 7:15 pm

that’s the gayest shit i’ve ever seen

#62 Sarah on 09.08.08 at 7:32 pm

sad part is most of those kids don’t remember a time where cassettes were the way to listen to music, they are just being retro… makes me feel old, and I’m not old… I don’t think they are emo, I think they are scene kids, but I only remember older emo style, like sweaters, promise rings sweaters and thick glasses.

#63 Luther on 09.08.08 at 7:37 pm

Lets hear it for the most pathetic people on the planet: The Emos!!!!
Alright, the celebration’s over, go cut yourselves…

#64 junebug on 09.08.08 at 9:29 pm

looooooooooooooooosers

#65 Geegs on 09.09.08 at 2:10 am

I reckon wearing a chunky film camera around your neck is pretty awesome.

recommend holga or fisheye.

Iunno. If any of you look at WAD magazine the eighties revival seems to be pretty well underway…

#66 Boob Biter on 09.09.08 at 3:28 am

Shopped, the pixels are all wrong, I can tell from seeing quite a few shops in my life.

#67 matt on 09.09.08 at 2:44 pm

a noose?

#68 mycha on 09.09.08 at 3:29 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! now th i gt thtout of me i wld lke to start by sayn wat da fuck is wnrg wit you fucking social retarded people!let me jst say i the people at me school wld see you you wld totally get ur asscotts kicked ur the reason why people belive emo are wacked out fucks tht and some cut themselves

#69 mycha on 09.09.08 at 3:31 pm

oh aand im not 68 thts old no offense

#70 outta touch on 09.10.08 at 5:36 am

What is a emo, hang a cassette player round ya neck. One of those big fuckers. so its to heavy to walk with. and stay home ya freaks

#71 jones on 09.10.08 at 10:00 am

god, emo’s are fucking stupid

#72 shitbread on 09.10.08 at 10:09 am

lonely ass bitches

#73 Jasp on 09.10.08 at 10:28 am

but why? there obviously to young to know that tapes have ALWAYS BEEN OBSOLETE! “omg they’ve always been shit and useless?!” YES!

#74 Phil on 09.10.08 at 7:47 pm

excuse me Lisa, but as a metalhead, i can say that none of the dumbasses in those pics are metal at all. only emo and scene posers who follow the trend, however stupid looking it is.

#75 Walter Sobchak on 09.11.08 at 4:17 am

fuck the 80’s, wear a freaking record, that’s mad old school :]

#76 Beth on 09.11.08 at 5:07 am

Lisa:

[i]Deathcore? Metal?[/i] Are you [i]serious?[/i]

Scene, maybe, I’ll give you, but for someone asking people “not to confuse genres”, you really need to get a clue.

#77 Ror on 09.11.08 at 5:38 am

When I think about fashion of the ’80s, I think massive shoulder pads, mad huge hair and androgynous men. ’90s, neon pink and yellow shell suits/baseball caps, I hope to god this isn’t what people will remember about the naughties.

#78 Anon on 09.11.08 at 5:40 am

Nathan Barley, anyone?

#79 ichaserabbits on 09.11.08 at 5:46 am

Lisa
you are composed entirely of stupidity and blindly follow what you think is popular culture

therefore your opinion means NOTHING to anyone with actual thoughts and intelligence

#80 WEB DESIGN Romania on 09.11.08 at 6:24 am

LOL!

#81 Matt H on 09.26.08 at 6:23 pm

Learn more about emo fashion on http://www.soEmo.co.uk

#82 Jml on 10.14.08 at 10:06 pm

What the hell is up with all these emo dudes borrowing there little sisters pants? And thier hair looks like some shit that 1980s gay club kids wore. Funny part is…. is that the girls can borrow the latest in emo trend from there boyfriend. Getting eyeliner tips from your girlfriend is not cool either. oh..half of you come from rich homes what the hell do you have to be emotional about? You all look like axel rose knockoff wannabes. just thought id sum up how retarded emo is. Nut up-get a hair cut-and burn your girly lo-cut pants…oh yeah..hot topic and the music you listen to are not punk rock

#83 AreYouOffended on 11.19.08 at 2:37 am

A Noose.

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