A dear friend of mine had forwarded this funny email to me and I thought you may enjoy reading this too and stop forwarding nonsense emails to your friends:
Dear All!
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2006 & 2007.Because of your kindness:
- I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
- I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
- I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
- I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
- I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
- When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
- I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce, a sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)
- I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special email program would arrive soon.
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
- Still open to help some Bulgarian or Nigerian, who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SHIT on your head today at any timeThanks and Regards,
A Frustrated Victim.
3 comments ↓
Seriously. If people do not know how to USE the internet they send and receive their e-mail over, then they should turn it all off.
If you get an e-mail about the rat urine content of your toilet bowl cleaning Coke, then use any of 500 search engines (there are others besides g-o-o-g-l-e ya know) and find out if it is true… THEN remove any superstitious little threats and/or promises and THEN forward it, with the links to the websites you found supporting the documents accuracy. WOW, what a concept, right?
pamela, ur a retard. you dont get it at all do you? Maybe you have the time to deal with all that pointless crap, not me! i have a job!
lolz @ you.
and yep i agree, chain letters suck.
I don’t even HAVE a life, and I don’t have time for this email crap. I have a dear friend who sends me at least 15 emails a week with kittens in drag or warnings about all the bad things that will happen if I don’t do something ridiculously inconvenient and imposing to others in the next 20 seconds… blah, blah, blah…
How do I tell her this is annoying, spreading untrue rumors, and costing her some friends? Seriously, I cringe when I see a note from her. What do I do???
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